Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Randomize
