Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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