my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Sex on roller skates
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome