Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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