If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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