shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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