I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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