did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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