The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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