Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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