tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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