So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
