ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I look better un-naked...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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