we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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