He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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