Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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