who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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