thus making me awesome and them whores
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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