If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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