just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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