Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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