You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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