Your tits are I can't wait for
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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