Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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