its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
