'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
