..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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