So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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