I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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