Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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