"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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