You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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