That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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