Pants 0. Shit 1.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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