Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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