You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
