Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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