I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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