i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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