How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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