xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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