I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
They have beer where we have blood.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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