I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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