I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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