Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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