Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Two words: nipple clamps
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