If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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