Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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