roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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