I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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