She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
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How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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