I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
please come you make the beer taste better
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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