She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The adults are the big ones right?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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